Let’s build bunk beds and watch reruns of cops.
Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?
Good house keeping!
If you were a chick, who’s the one guy you’d sleep with?
Robert better not get in my face… ‘cause I’ll drop that motherfucker!
THIS WEDDING IS HORSESHIT!
the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours.